There I was at my local watering hole, having knocked back a few ales, and who should appear before my bleary, beer soaked eyes but Stalker Girl.
Yes!...THE Stalker Girl!!!! of Scorpy fame and torment
Do you remember when she first hunted me? and the subsequent news story that followed? Well, she has been stalking me and taking advantage of my sometimes inebriated state for about four years now. She comes unannounced to my house, texts me constantly, follows me in her car and basically makes my life a torture...except for those times when I'm looking for a quick 'fix' and she's willing and able....read - naked and compliant.
Anywho...I haven't seen her much of late although she still texts me (I don't respond) and I haven't slept with her for at least two weeks (now that was a night to remember). We 'sleep' together as often as she stumbles upon me when I'm at my weakest...read - drunk and horny. She dotes on me, touches me whenever she is close, invades my space and drools constantly...So how surprised do you think I was yesterday when her friends tell me she is engaged !!!!!
I said "Who to?" and
they said "Her boyfriend of course"
"Boyfriend?" I replied cynically
"Yes" they chorus
"But what boyfriend?"..."When did this start?" I ask
"Scorpy, you dolt...they have been dating for about three years..didn't you know?"
"Obviously not...not that I care...but I'm surprised" Note: No one knew that we were having sex occasionally....(well, they probably did but I was obviously oblivious)
So there we are...Stalker Girl had me as a piece on the side. The hussy!!!!
So this is how it feels... I don't know if I should be proud of the fact that she went out of her way to have her way with me (constantly) OR insulted that she was two timing me...although we were definitely NOT dating...OR...Impressed that she managed to keep me secret from him and vica versa. I think I will stick with the later.
aaah...Karma it's such a bitch LOL
Yes!...THE Stalker Girl!!!! of Scorpy fame and torment
Do you remember when she first hunted me? and the subsequent news story that followed? Well, she has been stalking me and taking advantage of my sometimes inebriated state for about four years now. She comes unannounced to my house, texts me constantly, follows me in her car and basically makes my life a torture...except for those times when I'm looking for a quick 'fix' and she's willing and able....read - naked and compliant.
Anywho...I haven't seen her much of late although she still texts me (I don't respond) and I haven't slept with her for at least two weeks (now that was a night to remember). We 'sleep' together as often as she stumbles upon me when I'm at my weakest...read - drunk and horny. She dotes on me, touches me whenever she is close, invades my space and drools constantly...So how surprised do you think I was yesterday when her friends tell me she is engaged !!!!!
I said "Who to?" and
they said "Her boyfriend of course"
"Boyfriend?" I replied cynically
"Yes" they chorus
"But what boyfriend?"..."When did this start?" I ask
"Scorpy, you dolt...they have been dating for about three years..didn't you know?"
"Obviously not...not that I care...but I'm surprised" Note: No one knew that we were having sex occasionally....(well, they probably did but I was obviously oblivious)
So there we are...Stalker Girl had me as a piece on the side. The hussy!!!!
So this is how it feels... I don't know if I should be proud of the fact that she went out of her way to have her way with me (constantly) OR insulted that she was two timing me...although we were definitely NOT dating...OR...Impressed that she managed to keep me secret from him and vica versa. I think I will stick with the later.
aaah...Karma it's such a bitch LOL
18 recovered enough to reply:
But I feel sorry for the fiance?
Melly: Now that your mention it, so do I. How would that poor bloke feel if he found out? Devastated I suspect. I have never said she was nice.
You are such a slut :-) LOL
I haven't slept with her for at least two weeks
Um, I hate to break it to you, but if TWO WEEKS is a long time to go without sleeping with this woman, then she's not really a stalker, lol. She's your on-again, off-again bed buddy.
I feel bad for the fiance. Unless they are both cool with the situation and he's got a piece on the side as well.
New layout - awesome! and it's nice to hear from you.
yeah, I agree with TC. I mean, if you sleep with her then well...
mmmm....you could sleep with me every two weeks and I wouldn't bug you in between romps:)
Are you really that suprised Scorpy?
I remember when you posted about her being in a car with a guy and hiding from you.
And agree, she's not a stalker if you've been shagging her recently! lol. (I thought you were gonna say two years since you last shagged!)
Are you in the market for a new "stalker?" I think I might be able to fill that position! ;)
Indy: Indiana bloody Jones! Hoe the hell are ya? You obviously finished filming the Crystal Skull :)
Amanda: OK I agree she stopped be a stalker a long time ago :)
Farell: I'd take you up on that but the commute would kill me lol
Trixie: Yes...she stopped being a stalker a while back BUT if I had changed her name to something else then no one would have been able to track her back thru my timeline
Exception: I am definately in the market ;)
I, for one, am not surprised anymore at the cheating people do.
I think I've lost all hope in monogamy at this point.
On that note, I'm up for stalking you too, but you may have to wait until my book sells and I can get to Australia before I can stalk you...
Scorpy, will you please consider saving some money and heading over to meet Travistee?
I reckon you'd be the BEST COUPLE!
I had to laugh at this story from your side of things. You are not interested but it still got a reaction when you found out about the other guy. That's kinda cheeky and funny.
Like your reader, Melly, the only victim here is the fiance, assuming he's only dining at home, too. Otherwise, all bets are OFF!
Something tells me we'll all be volunteering to stalk you.
I'll stalk you when it's winter here because that means it's summer for you so y'know...there'd be no snow. And gives me a chance to start saving my pennies.
1...2...3...ooh a nickle...
Yep, I agree, she stopped being a stalker many moons ago. But I hope the fiance knows, or that marriage ain't gonna last I reckon...
she stumbles upon me when I'm at my weakest...read - drunk and horny I think i may be that girl... I'm only ever with him when he's drunk. Oh, that's sad.
Now to you. I think it's hilarious. But, what a psycho! All that effort and she already had someone???
You never noticed a ring on the finger?
Ohhh I just read Melly's comment - I didn't think of that oops *blush*
What a very obliging stalkee you are! I've come to realize that men like you confuse me. Yep, I'm confused.
ROFL.
I mean... oh dear.
I haven't been here in forever! I like the new look. I was going to offer to be your next stalker Scorp, but it looks like the line is getting veeeery long! You need to find a nice person to date who will stalk you even when you're not drunk (though I'm sure she'd like you to hold onto the horny part) :D
I have to agree with the commenter who said if you think two weeks is a long time to go without sleeping with someone, you have a much more active life than most of us. Good for you!
You were her slice on the side...we all get to be someone's slice at least once or twice in life. It is karma!
lol, you're her little bit of crumpet!
I remember the back story, no matter how you tell it I always get the impression that - she was NEVER actually your stalker. I reckon you were always as bad as each other :P
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